‘Buzoo’ Diaries


Ok, Do I really need to eat that? Who cares Man, It looks yummy and it smells mind blasting. Why these people have such a variety in life and most importantly in food. I mean why only I have countable options.

Well I am not denying that I just love my Royal Canine food topped with calcium powder and milk. I secretly feel pity for these people that they cannot even eat my dog food. Sigh!

Anyways, my life roams around my family people and cheese.

Yup, the cheese which, right now, Eldest fatty of house is having. After a long stare, finally she shares cheese with me. I am done for a while now and I want to see Mom. I love her you see.

Let’s take a look what Mom is doing. She is lying on bed with eyes closed. There was a time when I could hear heart beats while sleeping beside her cosily! Why does she not do it any longer? I hate it when people change. Ohh, Yeah I remember, I am quite a dude now to sleep with Mom. Plus, I am no less than Japanese Sumo. Bwaah aah aah ahh ..LODL..
What is this sound! Man! These Baislas; our neighbours, can never remain peaceful. Why do they have so many irritating kids who are just so Murder-able.

Let me have a word with them.

WoWoWOWOWOWOWO..Bwaahh..Bhow..Bhow..Bhow..My Mom is sleeping you tiny rats...Bow Bow..Dont you dare raise a volume..WOWOWOWOOW..bwaahhh..

Gosh, I need water.

My My, the German shepherd Babe is taking a walk. She looks so awesome. I wish I could just ask her out sometime or maybe I could invite her to share my bowl of white cheese on Sunday or may be the chicken sticks or my all time time-pass Bone Biscuits.


Nah, I guess asking out is good enough. I don’t think so I can ever share my stuff with anybody. I remember when Bro came last year; I hardly let him eat out of my Bowl. I was furious He was hitting on My Dad. Dude, I love ALOT my dad, alright. Nobody can come and just sneak into his lap. I hate it. I had a serious exchange of words with Bro that day.


Guess that is why we are not allowed to meet anymore.

Oh Yeah, Let me tell you about Bro. I have a bro ‘Brando’. He lives with my Dad’s Friend. We were born to My Dad’s another friend. I have not met my parents yet but I want to ask them exactly how I came on this world. And how come I and Bro, both came together. I remember last time when I had bro-talk with Brando, He told me we are twins. It is so complex in my head.


Anyways, I miss Bro when I see this German babe. We could be Wing-Man for each other and fix dates for each other. Sigh!

Door Bell.. Door Bell.. Door Bell.. Door Bell
I just love doorbells.
Who is it. Who is it. Who is it.
Yes, younger fatty sister is back from College. She got to play with me.
Play with me. Play with me.
Where is my ball. The ball. The ball. The ball.
Play with me. Play with me.
Wow. I just love her.
She got me Bandana. Wow, I am so happy. I can eat a new thing now. Okay, she is putting it on my neck. I am not allowed to eat this? No *Heart Break*

Let me check out still.
Mirror. Mirror. Mirror.
I look dude.

Take me on walk. I need to show this to German Babe and bark off that Son of a Gun ‘Ceizer’. He is a camel Labrador in our neighbourhood. Looser!

Take me on walk. Take me on walk. Take me on walk. Take me on walk. Take me on walk.
LODL..I just love to create chaos at home.
Everybody gets so pissed and they take me on walk.
LODL

Wish me luck for German Babe! Bowdy Dowdy :D

PS- LODL is Laughing Out Dog-Loud

Comments

  1. MayuriMarch 13, 2012 at 9:29 PM

    sweet,simple..innocent nd refreshing...luvd it :)

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  2. PunditayeenMarch 13, 2012 at 10:42 PM

    Thanks Mayuri..
    Felt so good to be in Buzoo's shoes :)

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  3. prashant bhatMarch 14, 2012 at 1:02 AM

    all the best BUZOO... ditto what 'Mayu' said :)

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  4. PunditayeenMarch 14, 2012 at 1:28 AM

    Buzoo says Thanks Prashant :)

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